The Golden Corral...oh my

Well, I SO wish I wasn't so obvious that people were looking at me attempting to take pictures of them for my blog but I just couldn't get my camera to work well in the confined space that is the golden corral.  I was honestly shocked and horrified that my mother would suggest going to this place for dinner but alas she did and as much as I stalled, it wasn't going to keep me out.

We got there and this is what greeted me -  what a welcoming place:

My attire consisted of a cashmere sweater, 7FAM jeans and leather flip flops and you would swear that I had on a fur coat in the middle of winter - and this is not to sound stuck up about what I wore at all but apparently the uniform is either skanky slutwear that is 3 sizes too small or your favorite nascar shirt or flannel and jean shorts, needless to say I stuck out like a sore thumb..had I known about the attire requirements I would have tried harder.

So, since my camera wasn't making me happy I have to explain the sub culture that is the golden corral of Brooksville, FL..there was and I swear I am not kidding a woman pushing a baby stroller and IN the 8 or 9 month old baby's cupholder was a glass of sweet tea (I heard her order it)  with a straw that she was drinking out of.

My very favorite was the honest to god 70lb 2 year old wedged and I mean WEDGED into a highchair - I am not sure how on earth they got this child in there in the first place.  OMG I could barely contain myself, they had a HEAPING plate of fried chicken, gravy and CAKE...it was gross.

Now on to something that i managed to capture unfortunately you would need video to really get the full effect of it.  There I was waiting for my mom to come out of the local walgreens and I noticed some action in the minivan drivers seat a few handicapped spots over..(no I wasn't in one) and it was this VERY LARGE *woman* moving around in it, well upon further inspection I realized that this person was fighting with someone in the backseat and the entire van was moving back and forth as she moved.  Well, once again upon closer inspection, this was an 11 or 12 year old girl...well the vans brake finally gave and the whole thing rolled back out of the spot and into the parking lot...it was freakin hysterical to see them scramble, and then the mom came out and was PISSED..I only got a picture of the girl when they had gotten the van back in the spot and relinquished the girl to the backseat...

 

I hope to have something better for you tomorrow..